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Old Sep 01, 2005, 05:19 PM // 17:19   #1
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Default The great Monster battle thread!!!

Ladies and Gentleman everybody stand up for our host The undead Mesmer.
Hes here to bring you enjoyment annoyence and ofcourse the best monster battles you have ever seen.

Ladies and Gentlemen here is our referee Tiamat from the final fantasy series and hes also our voice for the battles (hes the only one able of speaking human and monster) *(whe could also have taken bahamut but hes in the hospital after he stunted with fireworks)*

The RULES are
1. there are different types of battles 1v1, 2v2, 1v1v1v1, 3v1 and for the best monsters around 4v1 <--- the> 2. you can only bet on 1 monster so if the balverine and a vampire battle eachother you can only vote on 1 of them
3. after a day il type out the outcome of the battle and a new battle whil occur (il give you a notice when the bettings are closing)
4. monsters are chosen totaly random and monster from future games can battle monsters from verry old games its totaly random remember that

And now let our first battle begin.
Tiamat: this is a great day for a battle its storming outside so the thrill is big.
its a 1v1 battle here are the contestants.

Ghost (from pacman)


Ghost: i cant get pacman dead today but something else might do.

Omega (from FF5)


Omega: Crush kill *blink* *bleep* have to kill that ghost *krrr*

This might become a hot battle place your bettings now il tell you when the betting-counter closes

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Old Sep 01, 2005, 06:55 PM // 18:55   #2
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Ladies and Gentlemen the betting has ended whe knw that it hasnt been a day but because this is new whe whil give you the results of the first battle so that you can see how this works .


The Winner Is.........

Ghost.

tiamat: this whas one intense battle omega started with flare and almost whooped the Ghost his ass but he survived it whas a nice battle for 10 minutes after that it started to get ugly Omega casted stop on Ghost and tryed to use some bad-ass limit breaks on him but he didnt knw that Ghost isnt a FF figurine so it cant be harmed by condition skills/spells.
suddenly Ghost dissapeared and Omega didnt knw where to look for 5 minutes the audience waited in fear and Omega looked through the whole arena when suddenly Ghost appeared right behind Omega he touched im and *pac-man gameover sound* Omega whas dead

Final verdict

Ghost won because of his major advantage his one hit kill if Omega would have gotten a super-dot he could have beaten Ghost.
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Old Sep 01, 2005, 07:05 PM // 19:05   #3
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Now everybody knws how this works whe contineu to our next battle its gonna be a 2v2 battle here are your contestans

Scubakitty

Scubbakitty: meow?

Scubadog

Scubadog: wroef?

this is team number 1 a deadly scuba-diver due with some sharp fangs and claws

Team 2.

Hydra

Hydra:i need some fresh meat shhhhhhhhh

Gargoyle
Gargoyle: im made of stone nothing can hurt me


Tiamat: this battle might be one-sided team 2 has a major advantege as far as i can see whe whil see.

ppl place your bets now wich team is gonna win
(the gargoyle whants to stay in mystery,s so whe wont show a picture of him)
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Old Sep 01, 2005, 07:26 PM // 19:26   #4
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I vote for scuba dog just because its the only real one......
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Old Sep 01, 2005, 07:28 PM // 19:28   #5
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Mr/Miss its a team battle you have to pick a team so i suppose you pick team numbero uno whe whill see who whill win sooner or later (how do you whanna pay credit or contant )
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Old Sep 01, 2005, 07:54 PM // 19:54   #6
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fine team one if it's pre-spam cuz the cat is running 105/55 build
but team 2 if post-spam because the gargoyle is a smiter
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Old Sep 01, 2005, 07:55 PM // 19:55   #7
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the skills they use is for now unkwn but when they fight whe knw more about their skills i think that the scubba team uses snares and other water magic skills
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Old Sep 01, 2005, 08:18 PM // 20:18   #8
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in that case team 2 ill bet 100gil
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Old Sep 01, 2005, 09:30 PM // 21:30   #9
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I'll bet 100 on the dog/cat team - I like the underdog.
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Old Sep 02, 2005, 05:59 AM // 05:59   #10
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Ive played enough pokemon in my day to know a rock monster is weak against water, so the scuba team could totaly vape (yes vape, not rape) the stone dude... after that things will go down hill.. the dog will notice he is with a cat and maul his partner.. which the hydra build up enough power to use meteor shower and end it once and for all...

HOWEVER! the dog and cat win by default... the hydra was using ilegal energy bosters...
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Old Sep 02, 2005, 06:03 AM // 06:03   #11
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omg 1) u are insane or 2) u got a wild imagination
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Old Sep 02, 2005, 06:08 AM // 06:08   #12
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Your pretty out there man but in a good way
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Old Sep 02, 2005, 12:54 PM // 12:54   #13
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Ladies and Gentlemen the bettings have closed whe whil declare the winner now

the winning team is the Scuba team (obvious )

Tiamat: it started of badly for team 1 hydra used some major fire skills while he is a water creature but everything can be used in this battle.
whe all knw that dogs and cats cant get along but these 2 had massive teamwork the best i have ever seen they used snare upon snare water-gun upon water-gun and beated the gargoyle to clay (not dead yet but weakened) 10 minutes gone by without anny budge when the hydra got annoyed he used the only illegal skill in our arena (break) he got disqualified and the battle whas ended. (when a team uses a illegal skill the team gets disqualified) Team 1 won lets ask our winners what they thought of the battle.

Scubakitty: meow mow mauw?
Scubadog: wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroef

final verdict.
team 2 could have won if they used lightning skills or didnt use illegal skills so its a bad win for team 1.

join us for our 3v1 battle.
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Old Sep 02, 2005, 01:00 PM // 13:00   #14
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Ladies and Gentlemen here whe are again for another arena battle and ooh god this is gonna be a heavy one its a classic fearsome monster against the monsters of this age give us a warm welcome to our first contestant

The werewolf

Werewolf: its an honour to be here and to test my skills against some bad-ass monsters ;p


here is our deadly triple team thats gonna try to beat our great werewolf

The orange triplets

Orange N1: if i may speak for us all where gonna have that werewolf cry for his mommy *evil grin*

Tiamat: old versus new this might be the best battle since whe started but the orange triplets are amateurs like every robot is they arent made for real-life battles

Ladies and Gentlemen place your bets now who is gonna win the werewolf or the orange triplets?
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Old Sep 02, 2005, 08:57 PM // 20:57   #15
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Hmm once again a hard choice to make... however my mind is already made up based on one thing, the orange dude's size, the wolf will be swinging franticly and become tired, as he yawns one of the orange things will take one for the team and fly down his throat and put hot saulsa down in his stomach giving him heartburn... seeing as no drugs can be taken he will not be able to take his rolaides or tums, thus ending the match.. This outcome of corse is based on the fact i think the orange things will be small enough, if not they will go for the groin. One orange ball in the groin hurts, 3 is a fatality. However i have not yet seen the wolf's skill with a spear so he could take all 3 out in one swing. This one is right down the line but my mind is made up

My vote for the orange dudes.. however i do enjoy a good come back.. so the wolf may still be in this
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Old Sep 03, 2005, 01:46 AM // 01:46   #16
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I too believe that the Orange Team will win, but for a totally different reason. It seems to me as though each od the orangies is HUGE (just lookat that pic! It's definitely bigger'n the wolf), and since they're made of palstic, it seems to me the logical course of action would be to withdraw into a little ball and roll all over the place, crushing the wolf. However, I see an easy out for the wolf, too. All he has to do is pee on the bots, and they short circuit and blow up. I don't think the wolf will realize this however, so I'm putting 1000 gil on the orangies.
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Old Sep 03, 2005, 07:57 AM // 07:57   #17
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One more little note, i also expect to see some pony tail pulling in this match, clearly an advantage to the orange team.. back to you undead..
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lol, now it is obvious u let the weakest win
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Old Sep 03, 2005, 09:48 AM // 09:48   #19
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lol, now it is obvious u let the weakest win
who knws it might become a ''tie''

Ok ladies and Gentlemen the betting has closed whe are now gonna declare the winner.


and the winner is (you might have excpected this one hehe, or not) the werewolf and 1 orange robot.

tiamat: whe have never seen this before the werewolf won with help of a orange robot how did he do it lets ask him.
Werewolf: the fight started of unfair thunder and lightning everywhere i whas blinded for a few minutes when i saw something shiny lying on the ground.
i picked it up and it whas a remote control hmmmm what is it for i pressed some buttons and one of those orange robot dudes started to attack his brothers. whell i thought screw it lets yust fight after a few minutes scrap-metal everywhere and i have my own robot now .

Final verdict.
the werewolf won with help of one of the orange dudes he has to do a rematch against them sometime when he doesnt have the remote control -.-
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Old Sep 03, 2005, 09:55 AM // 09:55   #20
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Ladies and Gentlemen lets see what our next fight is gonna be its gonna be a classic brawl with 1 monster against another monster (or you may call it 1v1)

lets welcome our contestants

Tonberry King

Tonberry King: DOINK!!!!! na j/k im not that immature like my lesser brothers and sister lol.

and now ladies and gentlemen our next contestand give him a warm applause here is the king of bwahahaha, evil knevil, the lord of koopas its nobody else then.

BOWSER

Bowser:your toast muhahahaha.

Tiamat:its a honour to have bowser in our arenas but this is a fight between the kings so this might become pretty strategic whe whil see.

place your bets now who is gonna win bowser or the tonberry king?
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